Your Jokes

Attorney
A doctor traveling by car along a country road collides with an attorney who happens to be driving in the opposite direction. The attorney, seeing that the doctor is a bit shaken up, helps him from the car and offers him a drink of Scotch from his hip flask. The doctor accepts, took a long drink and hands the flask back to the attorney, who closes it and puts it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asks the doctor.

The attorney replies, "Sure — as soon as the police leave."

Mr. S. Salam
Dhaka, Bangladesh

Handwriting
The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked, "Sir, would you address this postcard for me?" The man gladly did so, and then offered to write a short note for the old fellow. Finally the stranger asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?" The old man thought a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you add, Please excuse the sloppy handwriting."

Mr. S. Salam
Dhaka, Bangladesh

Messed Up Days
A blonde walks into an elevator and says to the guy in there, "T-G-I-F". He says, "no S-H-I-T". She says, "no T-G-I-F". He says, no "S-H-I-T". She says, "no" with a big smile on her face, "T-G-I-F". He says, "no" with a big smile on his face, "S-H-I-T".

She says, "no, T-G-I-F, Thank God It's Friday".
He says, "no, S-H-I-T, Sorry Hon It's Thursday"

Shopon
Dhaka, Bangladesh