Your Jokes

Teacher & Student
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Another Teacher & Student Joke
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

VINCENT: One dollar.

TEACHER: (sadly) You don't know your arithmetic.

VINCENT: (sadly) You don't know my father.

Call a friend
A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire."
The husband asks for sex. > > The wife says, "No."
Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?"
She responds, "Yes."
He says, "Then, I'd like to call a friend."

Yousuf
New York, USA