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Humor in humon
A women with 10 Children
A woman went down to the Welfare Office
to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children
do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What
are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,
LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if
you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy,"
she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running
in."
"And, if you want them to
come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come
eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want
ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy,"
she said. "I just use their last name!"
Dorm Rules
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds
for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined
$20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the
second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will
incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the
crowd inquires, "... How much for a season pass?"
Hearing and the will
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and
the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing
aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and
the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must be really pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said,
"Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around
and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five
times!"
Engineers Joke
An engineering student was walking across campus
when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a great bike?" asked the
first.
The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the
bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take
what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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